-Yeh kiya hai? -Heroin.
Tiffany ko tumhari fine china mil gayi.
Yeh qanoon ke khilaaf hai ke tum apnay baitay ke sath ho.
Tumhein lagta hai yeh achi tarqeeb hogi ke tum uss ke saath bahir jao?
Agar 24 ghanton ke andar tumnay ussay dhundh kar
jail mein nahin dala, toh tum bartarf ho jao gay.
Jab mujhay nasha karna hota hai, sirf aik cheez mera dhiyaan uss
se hata sakti hai aur woh hai koi aur pagal karhat karna.
Jiasay ke chori karna.
Kisi ne 200,000 dollars chura liye.
Kiya waqai.
Darasal 211,000 dollars.
Haan, sahi. Tum idhar hi jao.
Main idhar hi jaa rahi hun.
Nahin, theek hai. Bas udhar hi raho.
-Socho tumne meri behen ke saath kya kiya. -Uff, mere khuda.
Aur uskay baat jo jhoot bolay.
Aur jab tum usse milogi khandani dawat pe, jis ke liye uss ne tumhein chaah se bulaya
toh tum uss se aur bhi jhoot bolti rehna.
Hazaar baar bolnay ke bawajud bol rahi hun, main ne paisay nahin liye!
Agar meri jagah hoti tou kya lagta tumhein?
Main mehengi therapy karwanay jaati taakay bharosa na karne wala masla theek karlun.
Kiya tum mujhay therapy mein dekh sakti ho?
Soch raha hun tumhein yahan chor kar wapas jaun aur tumhare dost Christian se puchun.
Tumhara matlub mera parole afsar?
Agar usay pata hota ke main ne paisay liye hain, toh main jail mein hoti.
Nahin, nahin, nahin, nahin. Woh tumhara purana parole afsar tha. Uss ne chor diya.
Tumnay usay chornay par majboor kiya.
Kiya woh bhi tumhari tarha achay jhoot bolta hai?
Kiya tumhari kahani uss ke saath mehfooz hai jab mujh jaisa aadmi
-uss se sach maange ga? - Yeh le lo, dekh lo.
Dekh lo. Chalo.
Itnay pyaar se matt dekho. Usay andar bahir se tatol lo.
Agar andar ka kapra bhi phaar kar dekhna hai toh phaar lo.
Kuch bhi karne se paisay nahin milengay.
Agar main 211,000 dollars leti, toh mere paas Jacob hota.
Yeh itnay paisay hotay ke main usay apni maa se wapas khareed laiti.
Aur uss ke sath kaheen aur aik nayi zindagi shuru karti.
Toh, issi waja se main tumhein ghar le ja raha hun.
Nahin, kyun ke mere paas paisay nahin hain.
Toh main tumhein ghar kyun le kar ja raha hun?
Kyun ke mere paas 1,000 dollars hain jissay mujhay...
...aik din milega, jo ke kuch na honay se toh acha hai.
Aur yeh pichli baar se behtar kaisay hoga?
Kiya?
Jab tum pichli baar ghar gayi thi.
Woh acha nahin raha tha. Tumnay mujhay bulaya tha takay tumhein wapas le jaun.
Zaruri nahin agar main uss ilaqay mein zindagi nahin
guzaar sakiti toh mujhay Jacob bhi nahin chahiye.
Acha, toh tum aisa kiya karogai...
ke cheezin mukhtalif hon iss dafa?
Mujhay laga tum madad karogay.
Lekin tumhein karne ki zarurat nahin hai.
Pata hai.
Ruko. Ruko.
Aik baar phir batao.
Main aik private chef hun. Meri aik client ne
kaha ke main uss ki dawat ke liye khana banaun.
Tum aik waiter thi taqreeb mein. Tumnay aik tray gira di thi.
Tum par manager cheekh raha tha.
Main ne tumhara difa kiya tha.
Humnay subah honay takk wahan baith kar bacha hua meetha khaya.
Nahin, aisa nahin hua.
Humnay subah honay takk wahan baith kar bacha hua meetha nahin khaya tha.
Mujhay laga tumhein tafseel bhi chahiye.
Mujhay achi tafseel chahiye.
Kis tarha ki taqreeb thi woh?
Nahin pata.
Yeh meri maa hain. Tumhein yeh sahi se karna parega.
-Jaisay tumne meri bhanjiyon ke sath kiya? -Bilkul.
Lekin tumnay wahin ke wahin baatein bana li thi.
Humnay uss tafseel par moahida bhi nahin kiya tha
Main kabhi uss tafseel ko manzoor nahin karunga.
Behtareen. Aur main chahti hun ke tum mere saath ittefaq karo har tafseel par,
kyunke bazahir tum meri tarha kharay kharay tafseelat nahin bana saktay.
-Tumhein apni kahani yaad honi chahiye. -Mujhe humesha apni kahani yaad hoti hai .
Yeh alag hai.
Log sawal ke baad sawal puchtay hain agar aap unhein 5 minute ke andar maar na dou.
-Kis tarha ki taqreeb thi? -Mujhay nahin pata.
Raleigh-Durham Philanthropic Society ke liye. Main ne apni khidmaat ka atiya kiya.
Attiya dene waali koi baat karne ki zaroorat nahin hai.
Logon ko acha lagta hai.
Meri maa jhoot pakar lengi. Yeh bilkul ghair haqeeqi baat hai.
Acha. Toh phir tum batao kiya haqeeeqi hai.
Please, Letty, kiya hai haqeeqi?
Hum aik bar mitzvah mein milay thay.
-Hum aik bar mitzvah mein milay. -Bas. Tum itna hi bol dena.
Baaqi main sambhaal lungi.
Kon ho tum?
Ashleigh. Main babysitter hun.
Oh.
Aap kon hain?
Main uss ki maa.
Oh.
Estelle kahan hai?
Woh aur Rob jheel ke paas gaye hain.
Kab tak wapas ayengay woh?
Unhon ne kaha 6 baje.
Jacob kahan hai?
Woh kitchen mein hai.
-Jacob? -Uss ke kaan mein earphones hain.
Kitnay pasiay mil rahay hain tumhein?
40 dollar.
Main tumhein 60 dollars dungi aur pooray din ki chutti bhi.
Kis liye?
Taakay aik maa apnay baitay ke saath din guzaar sakay.
Aap toh aik nashayi hain na?
Hello.
Main shart laga sakti hun tumhara aik boyfriend hai na?
Haan.
Tumhein kiya lagta hai tumhara boyfriend kiya
kar raha hoga jab tum yahan masroof hoti ho?
Madden khail raha hoga.
Uss ne tumhein yeh bataya?
Main ne bhi aik baar yeh ghalti ki thi.
Pata hai woh kahan tha?
Meri dost ke ghar.
Xander aisa nahin karega.
Haan, lekin tumhari dost ke baaray mein kiya?
Main aisay nahin ja sakti. Mujhay Jacob ko baseball ke liye le jana hai.
Main usay le jaungi baseball ke liye.
Aap ko uss ke qareeb janay ki ijazat nahin hai
Dekho, main jaanti hun Estelle ne tumhein yeh bataya hai.
Lekin main uss ki maa hun, aur main uss se pyaar karti hun.
Aur Estelle ne jhoot bola tha ke main nashayi hun.
Matlub, kiya main nashayi lagti hun?
Nahin.
Toh tum batao mujhay,
kitnay paisay lagengay
80 dollars?
Kiya yeh Jimmy Choos hain?
Nahin. Uppar!
Maaf karna.
Pehli baar khailnay mein masla hota hai.
Haan, mushkil hai. Dusri baar karne mein bhi masla ho raha hai.
Hello, ami.
Hello.
Main margaya.
Hello, jaan.
Chalo, Jacob, chalo khailo!
Waah! Chalo, dost, tum yeh kar saktay ho!
Mujhay nafrat hai iss kahil se.
Woh ball ko phaink kyun nahin raha taakay woh usay maar sakay?
Kiya woh khailna nahin chahtay?
Soccer mein, hum khailtay hain.
Aur baaqi udhar aisay kharay kyun hain? Yeh kis tarha ka khail hai?
America mein, cheerleading bhi aik khail hai.
Cheerleading mein warzish aur maharat dono chahiye.
Ab shuru karo!
Jacob! Andar aa jao.
Uss ne kiya ghalat kar diya?
Aray, koi baat nahin!
Chalo bhi! Bhaag kar ao! Bhaag kar! Jaldi! Chalo.
Boo!
Maaf karna, bachay.
Jo bhi.
Main janta hun tum apnay mehmaanon ko mutasir karna chahtay ho.
Lekin zyada bura kiya hoga...
ke woh tumhein khelta na dekhain, ya phir tumhara dum ghutta hua dekhain?
Waisay bhi, hain kon woh log?
Bas kuch dost hain.
Kahan se?
Zindagi ke.
Jacob, kon hain woh log?
Unhon ne kaha ke main aap ko na bataun.
Kiya matlub hai iss ka?
Woh jaanti hain tum jaisay log jab unn se miltay ho toh bokhla jatay ho.
-Kis tarha ke? -Woh meri khala hain.
Main pehlay bhi khalaon se mil chuka hun.
-Lekin woh aik model hain. -Aik model?
Woh kaafi mashhoor hain.
Woh haseen hai, lekin main ne unhein kabhi nahin dekha.
Haan, dekha hai.
Nahin, mujhe models ka pata hai.
Aap ne Grand Theft Auto khaili hai na?
Haan.
Khair, uss game ki saari fahasha aurtain unn hi ki shakal par bani hain.
Woh yahan dekh rahay hain. Woh yahan kyun dekh rahay hain?
Woh khail ko dekh rahay hain.
Woh mujhay hi ghoor raha hai.
Agar woh aadmi ruknay ke huqum ke baaray mein janta hai toh main phans jaungi.
Tauba.
Woh aadmi kon hai?
-Uss ka maali. -Kiya?
Woh har jaga uss ke saath jati hai.
Ameer log aisa hi kartay hain.
-Ab tum mujhay pagal bana rahay ho. -Nahin, bilkul nahin.
Kiya aap kisi ameer insan ko jantay hain?
Shayad nahin.
Khair, woh aisa hi kartay hain.
Hello, Aunt Becky.
Janay ka waqt ho gaya, bachay.
Abhi, toh...
Abhi... abhi sirf teesri inning hai!
Mubarak ho. Tumnay kar dikhaya!
Main nahin janta tha ke tum kar paogay, lekin tumnay kar liya, Todd.
Tumnay mera daftar le liya. Achi baat hai tumhare liye.
Main janta tha tumhein iss ki zaroorat nahin paregi, aur yeh bohat acha hai.
Rashida tumhara samaan le kar aanay wali thi.
Tumnay theek kaha. Mujhay iss daftar ki zarurat nahin hai.
Kyun ke main ne naukri chor di hai.
Tum chor kar nahin ja saktay.
Koi bhi insan kuch bhi chor sakta hai, Todd.
Nahin.
Tum nahin chor saktay, kyun ke tumhein nikala gaya tha.
Sach mein?
Mujhay nahin lagta.
Mujhay yaqeen hai.
-Mujhay pata hota agar nikala jata. -Tumhein nikala gaya hai.
Eh... Mujhay toh nahin lagta. Kiya kisi ne meri bartaraf ke baaray mein suna?
Theek hai.
Main tumhein abhi ke abhi yahan se nikalta hun.
Jis ne pehlay se hi naukri chor di ho ussay tum nahin nikal saktay.
Iss tarha ke buray nizam ki waja se main yeh jaga chornay par majboor ho gaya.
Pareshaan mat ho, Todd. Main apnay rawangi kaghazat mein sab sach likhunga.
Tumhein jitna sahara chahiye woh tumhein bilkul milega.
Christian Woodhill?
Kon puch raha hai?
Humein umeed hai ke tum jantay ho yeh kaisay hota hai.
Kiya khana chahtay ho tum?
Hum taqreeban order dene wali jaga par pohanch gaye hain.
Jacob, kiya masla hai?
-Jacob, tum kabse apnay phone par ho. -Kiya karna chahti hain?
Kuch nahin. Main bas jaanna chahti hun tumhein kiya khana hai.
-Mujhay bhook nahin! -Tumhein kuch toh khana parega.
Main sirf tab khata hun jab mujhay bhook lagti hai.
Sahi baat hai.
Mujhay yeh jaga pasand bhi nahin.
Yeh tumhari pasandeeda jaga hai.
Tab pasand thi jab main paanch saal ka tha.
Oh.
Aap mujhay baseball se yahan kyun le aayeen?
-Ab tum mujh se naraz ho? -Haan thora bohat.
Hum wahan se chalay aaye...
kyun ke baseball achi nahin.
-Tumhein maza nahin aa raha tha. -Haan, aa raha tha.
Acha theek hai, tumhein aa raha tha.
Tumhein dekh kar lag nahin raha tha. Lekin ab hum yahan hain, batao kiya chahiye.
Main ne bataya na, mujhay bhook nahin lagi!
Uf, bas chalo.
-Kiya? -Chalo.
Jacob ko bhook nahin lagi.
-Kiya mujhay apna phone wapas milega? -Nahin.
Suno, Jacob, kisne likhay thay tumhein woh messages?
Kiya woh tumhare teammates ne bhejay thay?
Haan.
Kameenay.
Unhon ne mujhay gaali di.
Janta hun. Dekh liya main ne.
Lekin yeh koi acha kaam nahin kiya teammates ne.
Jacob, kiya tumhara seat belt laga hua hai?
Haan.
Kiya kar rahay ho tum?
Tum theek ho?
Pata hai, aik baat hai baseball ke baaray mein
ke woh aik khail hai, aik dilchasp sport nahin.
Tumhein aik dilchasp sport ki zarurat hai.
Tumhein pata hai aik dilchasp sport kiya hai?
Soccer.
Usay toh football kehtay hain na?
Haan. Shukriya.
Koi baat nahin.
Yeh dukanin, thori mushkil hoti hain.
Kabhi idhar khana hota hai, lekin kabhi khana udhar hota hai
Iss jaga ko dekh kar hi najanay kiya ho raha hai.
Main yahan tab se nahin aayi jab se mein 16 saal ki thi.
Pata hai, jahan khana hota hai wahan sab badal jata hai.
Tum socho gay, Aakhir kitna badal jayega? Unhon ne isay ulat kyun nahin diya?
Lekin nahin kyun ke agar tum jaldi ja kar jaldi nikalna chahtay ho,
toh tumhein pata hona chahiye.
Nani mujhay har Black Friday par yahan baahir tamboo laga laati theen.
Thanksgiving dawat 12 baje aur 2 baje aur uske baad
hum yahan maweshi ki tarha jama ho jatay thay.
Electronics...
Bohat thand hoti hai, kaheen bhi bathroom nahin hai janay ke liye,
poori raat ke liye 7 dollar ki bachat par milega aik saada Taiwanese deep fryer.
Kyun ke agar yahan koi hai jisay Southern fried chicken banani aati hai,
toh woh Taiwan ke log hain.
Hum pohanch gaye. Sport ki cheezain.
-Iss ke baaray mein kiya khayal hai? -Mujhay pasand hai.
Acha lag raha hai. Chalo.
Nahin, pehlay hum isay jaanch kar dekhengay.
-Jaanchengay? -Haan.
Humein ball se khelna parega.
Aur baaqi balls se bhi.
Nahin.
Haray rung ki ball itni pasand nahin.
Koi shauq nahin hai... Pata hai, ghaans bhi hari hoti hai, toh...
Pata hai kiya?
Iss ke baray mein kiya khayal hai?
-Tumhein nahin lagta yeh bharkeeli hai? -Bilkul nahin.
Haan, shayad theek bol rahay ho. Pata hai kiya? Thora sober sa dekhte hain.
Agar aisi kisi aur ki ball bhi hui toh?
-Sab se purani ball ka masla yehi hota hai -Toh main dusri ball laa dungi.
Kiya tum dono mein se koi aik ball pasand bhi kar lega?
Jacob.
-Jacob, ruko. Mera... mera yeh... -Uth jao.
Aray, Jacob. Ruko. Ruko.
Tum bhaag nahin saktay, dost.
Suno, tum apna waqt laga kar yeh cheez logay jab tak tum khush na ho, acha?
Aur tumhari maa ismein madad karegi.
Ab shuru hoga asli marhala.
Mujhay bilkul, umda tareeqa aata hai behtareen soccer ball dhundhne ka.
Acha?
-Acha. -Yeh uski taraf phenko.
Nahin, nahin, nahin.
Uss ke sar par phenko.
Uss ke sar par?
Haan. Tayyar ho?
Haan.
Yeh hui na bat. Ab yeh wali dekho. Ruko.
Yeh phenk kar dekho.
Acha, tayyar ho?
Aray wah.
Jaldi phenkain ami.
-Waah! Yeh hui na baat. -Kiya baat hai.
-Tou laal wali? Pakka? -Haan.
Acha ruko. Jootay bhi chahiyen?
Tumhein woh khaas soccer ke jootay nahin chahiye?
-Unhein cleats kehtay hain. -Sahi.
Cleats.
Main dekh lunga.
Acha.
-Main abhi aati hun. -Acha.
Mujhay laga yeh duur ki nazar ke chashmay hain.
Yeh bifocal hain.
Bifocal toh buzurgon ke liye hotay hain.
Phir main aik burha aadmi hi sahi.
Ruko. Wapas jao.
Neechay jao.
-Kis cheez par? -Uss par.
-Yeh kiya hai? -Yeh aik online bazaar hai.
Issi tarha se main kabhi kabhaar kaam dhundta hun.
Aur tum yeh aisay sab ke saamnay kartay ho?
Haan, main apnay computer se nahin karta agar
kabhi yeh tum jaisi chor ke haath lag jaye.
Baat sirf yeh nahin...
Is mein aur bhi kaam hotay hain.
Log har cheez ki boli lagatay hain Deep Web par aa kar.
Deep Web?
Toh tum kuch aur kyun nahin kartay?
Dekho, yeh aadmi bas chahta hai ke tum isay dekho aik ghoray ke saath.
Itna bura bhi nahin hai. Jo kaam tum kartay ho ussay toh asaan hai.
Yeh ussay bhi badtar lag raha hai.
Uf, ruko, nahin. Woh bas 4 Bitcoins dega badlay mein.
Yeh toh... 2,000 dollars hain..
-Kiya? -Han.
Toh phir woh isay Bitcoin kyun boltay hain?
-Pata nahin. -Bitcoin toh sikkay se bhi kum lagta hai.
Haan, lekin yeh ussay barh kar hai.
Aray, shayad yahan par mere liye bhi koi naukri hai.
Aray.
-Yeh tum ho? -Haan.
Philanthropist.
Tumhare paas 4.5 stars hain?
Yeh toh achi baat hai. Zyadatar 5 hotay hain.
Nahin, iss ka matlub kisi ne tumhein 1 diya tha.
Kis ne diya tha woh aik?
Yeh tumhein kahan se mila?
Ab koi bhi saada Internet istemaal nahin karta. Jacob ko bulao. Aur chalo.
Jacob?
Uss ko phone karo.
Uf, mere khuda.
Us ka phone mere paas para hai.
-Jacob? -Jacob!
Jacob!
Kiya woh tumhein mila?
Nahin.
Kiya aap ne aik habshi bachay ko dekha?
Itna lamba hai. Uss ne baseball uniform pehni hai.
-Kiya woh dukaan se baahir gaya? -Nahin, mohtarma.
-Woh yahan nahin hai. -Hum usay dhundh lengay.
-Kahan? Humnay poori dukaan dekhli. -Zara suniye.
Main ne abhi aap ko bataya main apna bacha dhundh rahi hun.
-Ab humein yeh karna hai. -Nahin, tum yeh faisla nahin karo gay.
Theek hai, tum hi karo faisla.
-Zara suniye. Kiya khullay paisay dogi? -Dekho, humare paas khullay nahin hain.
Ab logon ke paas khullay paisay nahin. Main apnay bachay ko dhundh rahi hun!
Uff, taubah.
-Kiya kar rahi ho? Kissay baat karogi? -Christian.
Kyun?
Main asli afsaron ko phone nahin kar sakti. Usay pata hoga kiya karna hai.
Kiya tum aik jasoos ho?
Nahin.
Main yahan kaam nahin karti.
Acha.
Aik second.
Ah.
Inhein khol kar dekho.
Kiya?
Inn sweaters ko kholo.
Rhonda Lashever.
FBI.
Tumsay mil kar khushi hui.
Main ne uss ka phone kyun liya?
Kyun ke tum uss ki maa ho aur waaldain yahi kartay hain.
Woh... woh... Woh unn se phone cheen lete hain.
-Main yeh nahin kar sakti. -Aisa hota rehta hai.
Haan, aam maaon ke saath jin ke duur rehnay ka order nahin hota.
Mujhay kyun laga ke yeh kaam karega?
Yeh toh bas aik dukaan tak ka safar tha.
Nahin, yeh sab bas... Main yahan aayi thi...
Main ne paisay churaaye thay.
Main jaanta tha.
Lekin main ne sach mein nahin churaye.
Christian aur main ne woh paisay dou jaahilon
se liye jinhon ne pehlay chori kar li.
Khair, yeh phir bhi chori hi hai.
Yeh meri behen ke paisay hain!
Yeh tumhari behen ke paisay nahin hain. Woh bas aik manager hai.
Unn ke paas aisi waardaton ke liye insurance bhi hoti hai.
Dekho, main ne Christian ke sath aadhay
paisay liye aur ab mere paas 100 grand hain,
Toh main yahan aayi takay koshish karun...
Haan, Jacob ke liye. Main samajh gaya.
-Waqai? -Zahir hai main samajhta hun!
Aur ab woh kaheen bhi ho sakta hai, aur yeh meri waja se hua. Main hi buri hun.
Nahin, tum buri nahin ho. Hum usay dhundh lengay.
-Tauba, mujhay afsaron ko bulana parega -Nahin. Nahin.
Unhein pata chal jayega tumnay duur rehnay ke hukum ki naafarmani ki.
Zahir hai, lekin main aur kiya kar sakti hun?
Woh tumhein wapas jail bejh dengay. Tum kisi afsar ko nahin bataogi.
-Nahin. Main karungi. Nahin. Main karungi. -Mujhay dou phone. Mujhay dou phone.
-Bas mujhay de dou. -Main unhein bata rahi hun!
911. Kiya nagahani zarurat hai?
Hello. Mujhay aik gunshudgi ki ittala darj karwani hai.
-Kon hai woh? -Matt karo.
-Mat karo...Mat karo... -Jacob Raines.
Umar?
10 saal ka hai.
Kitna lamba hai woh, mohtarma?
Pata nahin, shayad 4'10".
-Caucasian? Haspanwi? -Habshi.
Tawajja dein kharidaar,
Kiya Jacob Raines ke waaldain meherbani karke
ehtiyaati tadbeer mein tashreef layengay?
-Shukriya. Umeed hai aap ka din acha ho. -Mohtarma, aap wahan hain?
Mohtarma?
Hello.
Hi.
Main uss ke liye yahan aya hun.
Acha, woh maal chor?
Maal chor?
Nahin, nahin. Woh aisa nahin karega.
Uss ne yeh churaya.
Tumhein kaisay pata?
Yeh haadsa teen alag video cameras ne record kiya.
Khair...
Main uss ka waalid hun, toh... main iss ke liye maafi maangta hun.
Aur jo uss ne churaya uss ke pasiay bhi dunga.
Aur phir hum ja saktay hain.
-Tum uss ke waalid ho? -Haan.
Lekin yeh toh habshi hai.
Uss ki ami bhi habshi hai.
Lekin woh toh tum se zara sa bhi nahin milta.
Kiya tum iss liye usay dekh rahay thay, kyun ke woh habshi hai?
Kiya? Nahin. Suno, yeh ehtiyaati tadbeer hai.
Hum aisay hi raah chaltay namaloom gumrahay ko bachay nahin sonp dengay.
Main koi gumraha nahin hun.
Acha. Saabit karo.
Apna naam neechay likho.
Suno. Uss ka naam kiya hai?
Um... Pablo?
Kiya hua?
Ussay laga main koi gumraha hun.
Yeh bhi theek hai.
Aur, Jacob ko lagta hai mera naam Pablo hai.
Yeh Pablo hi hona chahiye.
Jacob.
Ji?
-Tum jantay ho iska matlub? -Haan.
Iss ka matlub hai ke tum jail ja rahay ho.
Kiya?
Agar aik judge yeh faisla kar le ke tumhein wahin jana chahiye.
Oh.
Jantay ho jail mein bachon ke saath kiya hota hai?
Acha toh nahin ho sakta.
Bilkul bhi nahin.
Lekin jantay ho kiya, Jacob? Mujhay tum pasand ho.
Toh main tumhein mauqa dunga apni madad karne ke liye,
takay jo gunaah tumnay kiye woh pooray dhull jayen.
Dekho, main janta hun tumnay yeh ghari apnay liye nahin churayi.
Matlub, tum kiya karogay iska? Social studies ki class mein pehnogay?
-Shayad. -Nahin.
Tumnay yeh baichnay ke liye churayi,
jaisay ke tumnay baaqi ghariyan churayi hain,
aur main chahta hun ke tum mujhay batao ke yeh ghariyan tum kisko baichtay ho.
Yeh kaghaz hissa banega aik police ki report ka.
Jo bhi tum issmein likhogay woh hukumat ke paas jayega.
-Kiya tum samajh rahay ho? -Main samajh gaya.
Acha. Sahi. Tum acha kar rahay ho, Jacob.
Toh, ab, asaan hissa yeh hai.
Mujhay uss shakhs ka naam batao jo tumhein aaj dukaan le kar aaya,
takay mein woh kaghaz police kay hawale karun na ke tumhein.
Yeh mere sweaters nahin hain.
Dost...
tumnay 100,000 dollars sweater mein lapait kar rakhay.
Samjhao mujhay yeh muntaq.
-Nahin samjha sakta. Ajeeb baat hai. -Hai toh.
Koi aisa kyun karega?
Main... Main nahin... Main nahin janta. Matlub...
Aap ko uss shakhs se puchna chahiye.
Lekin mere andazay se...
toh aap usay dekh nahin saktay.
-Chup raho. -Acha.
Main dekh sakti hun.
Pata hai...
Main aik parole afsar hun.
Main main yeh sab samajhta hun.
Hum barabar hain.
Main aik FBI agent hun.
Hum barabar nahin hain.
Pehli baat tou yeh ke
agar mere andar thori aqal hoti tou kisi aadmi ka credit card
chura kar uss hee room mein check in kar ke
jahan se main ne baad mein 211,000 dollars churaaye,
istemal nahin karti Cheez-Its lene ke liye
aik gas station se woh bhi usssi waardat ki raat.
Main janti hun tumnay yeh jaan bujh kar nahin kiya, Woodhill.
Tum bewaquf nahin ho.
Ghalti hogayi tum se.
Yeh aik jaisay hain.
Tumhein laga tum apna credit card istemaal kar rahay ho.
Kisi ke saath bhi aisa ho sakta hai jis ne pehlay aisa kabhi nahin kiya.
Yeh toh tumhari ghalti bhi nahin hai.
Jis ne bhi tum se zabardasti yeh kaam karwaya ghalti toh uski hai.
Tum ne yeh akelay nahin kiya.
Aur tum mujhay batao gay tumhari madad kis ne ki.
Jacob.
Kon hai? Over.
Tumhari ami aur Pablo.
Hello ami aur Pablo.
Main Tv ki madad se yahan ki poori dukaan dekh sakta hun.
Yeh toh behtareen hai.
Lekin humare paas zyada waqt nahin, toh dhiyaan dou, theek hai?
Jab woh bewaquf aadmi wapas aye, tum kehna tumhein bathroom jana hai.
Aur jab woh tumhein bahar layega, toh hum tumhein pakar lengay.
Hairaan matt hona. Tum chilla nahin saktay, theek hai?
Ab walkie ko apni jaib mein rakh dou.
Acha. Over.
Aap baar baar over bolna bhuul jati hain. Over.
-Mujhay bathroom jana hai. -Acha.
-Dusra number. -Acha.
Aray. Yeh yaheen par hai.
-Waqai? -Haan.
Bathroom yaheen par hai.
Ab main kiya karun?
Kiya koi aur darwaza nazar aa raha hai kaheen se janay ka?
Nahin.
Acha kiya aik khidki hai?
Nahin.
Main yeh nahin bol sakta ke main ami ke saath
aaya hun warna woh jal chali jaye ngi.
Tum kaafi samajhdaar ho.
Pareshaan mat ho. Hum koi raasta nikal lengay
Mujhay lagta hai ke humari shuruaat kuch achi nahin hui thi.
60 dollar kaisay rahen gay?
Khuda tumhein khush rakhay.
Lekin iss keliye tumhein pehlay mere betay ko churanay mein madad karni hogi.
Uss taraf.
Jao.
Aakhirkaar.
Pareshan mat ho. Main ne usay seedha kar diya hai.
Shukriya.
Hello, main yahan Jacob ke liye aayi hun.
Hello?
Jacob ne mera number diya tha?
Tumnay mujhay phone kiya tha?
Main Tiffany Dash hun, uski godmother.
-Main ab aa gayi hun. -Lekin yeh uski ami hai.
Yeh uss ki ami nahin hai.
Kiya iss ne kaha yeh uski ami hai? Kiya tum ne kaha tum Jacob ki ami ho?
Nahin, usne nahin kaha tha.
Toh tum ne kaisay soch liya ke yeh hai?
Main... aisay hi.
Koi toh waja hogi na, warna tum aisa nahin kartay.
Main hun uski ami.
Tum kaun ho?
-Kameeni, kiya tum mazak kar rahi ho? -Aray, bas.
-Khawateen, zara saans le lo. -Jacob Michael Raines mera bacha hai.
Aur jis din se woh paida hua hai,
Mangal, April 11, 2006, tab se woh larka mera bacha hai.
Uf, mere khuda. Kahan hai woh?
Kahan hai Letty?
Uss ne tum se yeh sab karwaya?
Yeh sab uss ne karwaya. Maan lo.
Zara ruko. Tum toh wahi aurat ho na jo parking lot mein baiththi hai?
Uff, mere khuda.
Main batati hun.
Chalo tumhare daftar chaltay hain aur baat kar lete hain, theek hai?
Acha.
Aap aa gaye hain voice mail mein...
Christian Woodhill ke.
Please awaaz ke baad paigham chor dein.
Yeh waqt sahi nahin hai ghayab honay ke liye. Sab yahan tabah ho raha hai.
-Mujhay phone karo. -Letty.
Kiya?
Kiya tum theek ho?
-Main theek hun. -Kiya sach mein?
Main bas aik kamray mein tha.
Haan.
Acha.
Yeh lo.
Phir mujhay kabhi apna phone mat dena, theek hai?
Tum ne ghari kyun churayi thi? Tumhein jo chahiye main le kar de deti.
Bata dou.
Main ne aap ke liye li.
Mujhay laga aap ko dekh kar acha lage ga.
Aik ghari woh bhi iss jaga se?
Nahin.
Ke main ne usay churaya.
Woh tumhari rap sheet ke baray mein janta hai. Uss ne toh apni bhi shuru kar di thi.
Pareshan mat ho. Woh koi ilzam nahin lagayengay.
Inhon ne uss ko bata diya ke main zehni marz ka shikar hun.
Tum usay ghar le ja sakti ho.
Theek hai.
Mujhay samajh nahin aaya, Tiff.
Itna kuch honay ke...
Tum mere liye itna kuch kyun kar rahi ho?
Kiya hum baat kar saktay hain?
Ab kahan hai Kyle?
Pata nahin.
Woh apnay daftar mein sota hai, mere hisaab se.
Shirley uss ke liye khana laati hai.
Toh kiya tum dono sath ho?
Main iss ka matlub nahin janti.
Matlub khusoosi.
Main nahin janti hum kiya hain.
Woh haseen hai.
Janti hun.
Toh, mujhay tumse kuch puchna hai aur main chahti hun ke tum sach bolo.
Tumhein kya lagta hai, Kyle ki tabyat behtar hogi ya nahin?
Matlub,
koi bhi drug shuru kar ke yeh nahin sochta ke woh kisi din bridge ke neechay milega.
Taubah. Tumhein lagta hai woh aisa kar raha hai?
Nahin, abhi tak nahin. Lekin aagay ja kar aisa karega.
Aray.
Aray, bas karo.
Mujhay nahin pata agay kiya honay wala hai.
Dekho, humein Kyle se baat karni chahiye.
Kyle se bat kartay hain aur iss maslay ka hall nikaltay hain.
Theek hai?
Theek hai.
Mujhay pehlay janay dou. Please yaheen rehna.
Ruko. Letty, ruko!
Tumhara masla tumhara hi masla hai, dost.
Mujhay koi parwa nahin. Main ne kuch nahin dekha.
Mat karo. Tiffany baahir hai.
-Mazaak kar rahi ho? -Usay baat karni thi.
-Tauba. -Dekho, agar tum nahin chahtay
woh tumhein aisay dekhay, toh darwazay se abhi hatt jao.
Lekin agar tum ne yeh baat aglay 5 din mein nahin batayi, toh main bata dungi.
Mat batana, please.
Meri baat sun lo.
Acha?
Tumhein kiya lagta hai woh andar kya kar rahi hai?
Kiya aap jaantay hain jo kuch unhon ne kiya hai?
Tumhari ami ne?
-Haan. -Haan.
Kya aap ko woh ab bhi pasand hain?
Haan bilkul.
Kyun?
Jab usay kuch chahiye hota hai, toh woh...
woh usay paa leti hai.
Nahin, uss tarha se nahin.
Waisay, balkay, haan, uss tarha se bhi, lekin...
Nahin, matlub...
woh kisi aik jaga rukti nahin hai.
Woh humesha koshish karti hai ke jo karay bas...
behtar karay.
Zyada hona chahiye. Aur...
Zyada behtar banna chahiye.
Aur zyada pyaar karna bhi.
Aur yeh kaam asaan nahin hota.
Pata hai, baaqi sab jo baray hojatay hain, hum...
naatak kartay hain jaisay ke hum phansay huay hain.
Kiya kaha uss ne?
Woh wahan nahin tha. Woh court mein hai.
-Phir itni dair kyun lag gayi? -Ami.
Kiya hua meri jaan?
Nana ne message bheja hai ke woh aur Rob jheel se rawana ho chukay hain.
Tauba. Kiya waqt ho raha hai?
Jheel ghar se kitni duur hai?
-Taqreeban 25 minutes. -Hum kitni duur hain?
Taqreeban utna hi.
-Taiz. -Nahin kar sakta.
-Aur taiz! -Nahin kar sakta.
Tum soccer balls keliye tou iss se taizi se gaye thay.
Yeh nahin... Woh babysitter ja chuki hai.
Tumhari ami ko pata chal jayega tum uss ke saath thi.
Woh jaan jayengi main bahir legayi thi. Issi baat ka toh dar hai. Sunlo meri baat?
-Hum ghar se bahir nahin gaye thay. -Acha.
Issi liye main ne security gaurd ko mana kar diya tha Nana ko mat bataye.
Tumhara toh jawab nahin. Shukriya.
Maza aya tha.
Churanay mein bhi. Ab samajh mein aa gaya.
Maza sirf tab aata hai jab aap ko koi pakray na.
Acha. Sahi batati hun...
Chori karna kisi bhi surat mein theek nahin hai.
Taubah. Kiya yeh Rob ka truck hai wahan?
Haan.
Tumnay abhi tak kuch nahin dekha jaani.
-Yeh raasta kahan jayega? -Yeh asli road nahin hai.
Haan, lekin yeh jata kahan hai?
Ussi jaga jahan yeh jata hai
Yeh raasta sirf Hicks ke liye hai taakay woh apni
ATVs chala kar doomsday bunkers tak le jayen.
Ab tum karogi air guitar. Shuru ho jao.
Main bilkul nahin karungi air guitar.
Hato.
Manhoos. Condoms bhool gaye.
Humein zaroorat nahin hai condoms ki.
Khair, mujhay lagta hai zaroorat hai, matlub, ya phir
humein istemaal karne chahiyen jab tak
humari shaadi nahin hojati.
Kiya?
Haan, kyun nahin?
Kaafi wajuhaat hain iss ki
Lekin humein kabhi condoms ki zarurat nahin pari.
-Ruko... -Jao. Ab hara ho gaya.
Kiya tumnay koi dawai li hai?
Nahin.
Main ne apni tubes ka ilaaj karwaya tha jab main 19 saal ki thi.
Lekin uss ka condoms se kiya taaluq hai?
Main haamla nahin ho sakti, Rob.
Chalo!
Nahin, main... ab dair ho gayi hai.
Ab peela ho gaya. Iss ka matlub...
matlub ruk saktay ho toh ruk jao, jo hum karengay kyun ke hum rukay huay hain.
-Theek ho? -Haan.
Humara kabhi koi khandan nahin hoga?
Nahin. Jao.
Mujhay aik beer chahiye.
-Humare paas beer nahin hai. -Phir hum ghar kyun ja rahay hain?
Chor do alligator ko.
Yeh mere saamnay aa raha hai.
Gaari chalao.
-Gaari chalao! -Main chala raha hun.
Yeh... Ab yeh peela hogaya. Main nahin...
Uff taubah.
Dekho zara, yeh kiya bakwas hai.
Main aik private chef hun.
Aur meri aik client ne kaha ke main uss ke liye aik tarqeeb rakhun,
aik bar mitzvah.
Letty uss bar mitzvah mein kaam kar rahi thi.
Aur uss ne aik tray gira di thi. Uske manager ne usay daanta.
Lekin iss ne mera difa kiya. Yeh bohat acha laga mujhay.
Hum sab ruk jatay hain? Javier aaj khana bana ke khilaye.
Woh aik chef hai na?
Main kar sakta hun.
Nahin tum nahin kar saktay.
Kyun nahin?
Uss ke paas poori ajza nahin hain.
Mere paas ajza hain.
Woh shaandar khana nahin bana sakta Cheetos aur doughnut holes se.
Aap kay paas jo bhi hai theek rahega.
Aa kar dekh lo.
-Kiya tumhein waqai aata hai? -Haan munasib.
Dekha, sabziyan itni buri nahin hoti.
Iski buri nahin hain.
Agar khaa liya ho toh, plates ko utha kar sink mein rakho.
Phir tum TV dekh saktay ho 10 minute ke liye.
Theek hai.
Main sambhal lunga.
Oh, girana mat. Girana mat.
Mujhay toh abhi tak bhook lag rahi hai.
Aur wine chahiye, Javier?
Nahin, shukriya. Aur wine nahin.
Main thori si lunga.
Waisay, tum toh woh wine coolers pee rahay ho.
Haan, toh ab mujhay saadi wine chahiye.
Lekin tumhare paas glass hi nahin hai.
Main tumhein apni Rob's Grasshoppers app dikhata hun.
Behtareen.
Yeh acha hai.
Shukriya.
Main tumhare liye khush hun.
Lekin main pehlay bhi khush ho chuki hun.
Yeh aik bohat achi app hai.
Yeh... yeh asaan hai.
Yahi toh saari baat hai!
Waazay. Asaan.
Logon ko waazay aur asaan hi chahiye. Yeh toh Uber jaisa hai maaliyon ke liye
aur yeh kaam kar raha hai.
Kiya tum waqai achay lagna chahtay ho?
Ya phir tum koshish karna chahtay ho?
Myrtle Beach Hardbodies mein hum aap ke maqsad ko bharpoor barhawa dete hain!
Suno, kaafi TV dekh liya ab!
Myrtle Beach Hardbodies... Hum aap ko sakht banatay hain!
Kiya kaha abhi main ne? Jao sonay ki tayari karo.
Shabba khair, ami.
Shabba kahir meri jaan.
Subah ko miltay hain.
Haan.
-Ami. -Main soch rahi thi ke
tum mujhay paisay dogi ya phir mujhay tumhein bill bhejna parega.
Aaj ke liye shukriya.
Haan, dono ka kaam ho gaye.
Kaisa rahega agar main usay huemsha ke liye le jaun?
Mnh-mnh. Tumhare paas utnay paisay nahin.
Agar koi raqam hoti, toh woh kitni hoti?
Meri jaan, main nahin janti tum ne iss maheenay kitnay iPads churaye,
lekin tumhein kuch hazaar se zyada hi paisay lagengay
mere bachay ko mujhsay le janay keliye.
Kya kiya aaj tum dono ne?
Hum ghar par thay, pehlay ki tarha.
Hum ShopMaxx gaye thay aik soccer ball lene ke liye.
Kaisa raha?
Bohat bura tha aj ka din.
Tum ne socha bhi nahin hoga na?
Itna thaka dene wala tha.
Usnay bohat tang kiya. Main ussay tang aa gayi thi.
Haan, woh aisi harkaten karne mein maahir hai.
Mujhay aisa mehsoos nahin karna chahiye.
Haan, tum kar sakti ho.
Bohat mehnat lagti hai, meri jaan.
Aur duur rehnay ka order bhi nahin lagna chahiye.
Police!
Shaam bakhair, mohtarma.
Main kiya khidmat kar sakti hun aap afsaron ki?
Hum falaahi jaiza karne aaye hain Jacob Raines ka.
Main samjhi nahin.
Khair woh aurat, jo bhi thi, poori report darj hone se pehlay hi ghayab ho gayi.
Nahin, maaf kijiyega doston main iss ke baray mein kuch nahin janti.
-Kiya Jacob abhi andar hai? -Haan. Woh upar sou raha hai.
-Jacob ka kiya hoga? -Woh theek hai.
-Yahan se chalo. -Jacob ka kiya hoga?
Uski zindagi achi guzregi.
Acha, toh phir chalo.
Uskay college keliye.